What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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These Jokes suck.

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Neither did she.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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