- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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