- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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