If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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