- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

I wrote a funny joke.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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