whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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