What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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you see theres this guy.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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