- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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