- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Andoni was here

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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