What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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