- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

My three children are three big mistakes.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Men's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

womans rights...

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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