Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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