- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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