roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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