- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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