What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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This is not a joke.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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