- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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