Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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