What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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