- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Ms Leong Sux

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