- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Knock knock knock OCD

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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