- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

women's rights.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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