- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Knock knock knock OCD

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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