- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

What do we call Osama? Osama

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

If you just read this, You're dead.

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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