- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

The child was fired from his job.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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