What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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