Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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