- Anti Joke

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake