- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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