- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

I'm so punny.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Jesus Christ

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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