- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

NEVER

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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