If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

My spelling is horrible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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