- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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