- Anti Joke

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

I have a really funny joke.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.