- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

bite me

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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