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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.