What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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