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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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