- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

like most people my age. im 27

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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