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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

knock knock who's there? faith

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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