- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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