A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Yo Momma So Fat!

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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