a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Why'd the bird in Ohio fall out of its nest? There was a squirrel that was eaten by a large eagle. The eagle then flew to Ohio and died. Then, a large dog grabbed the Eagles corpse and brought it to his owner. The owner then decided to have it for dinner. Inside the eagle, he found the squirrels bones. He put the bones in a catapult, and sent them flying. The bones hit a car and the car slipped off the road and into a river. Then, a whale put the car on its back and swam to the shore. At the shore, the whale got stranded and sadly died. Crabs surrounded the whale and ate it. One crab then ran away and up a tree. It found a stapler and a rubber dinosaur mask and gave it to a chipmunk. The chipmunk climbed up the tree, stapled nuts into the birds eyes and stapled the rubber dinosaur mask to its face, the bird got scared, and then all of the sudden the chipmunk stapled itself to the birds back. The birds family then came and shoved the two out of the tree because they hated chipmunks, and their son Timmy the bird was a disappointment. The bird and the chipmunk fell and died. That is why the bird fell.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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