Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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a black man pays his child support

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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