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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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