A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Turkey Balls

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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