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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Where's my baby??

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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