You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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