What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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