- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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