Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Obama = ebola

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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