- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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