- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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