Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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