- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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