What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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