- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

guess what what ...

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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