- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What's 9+10? 19

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Tilt your screen back .

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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