Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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