whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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