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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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