- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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