What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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