What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Why? Why not?

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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