- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Robin get in the batmobile!

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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