- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Pain Olympics.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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