Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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