- Anti Joke

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast