why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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