- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Dwarf Shortage

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Women's Rights

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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