yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

You idiot.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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