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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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