what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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