Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

I'm homeless.

God is real.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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