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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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