Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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