- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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