- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

whats hairy and crys your mom

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