- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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