- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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