- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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