What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Refridgerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Anti Joke

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